Yesterday night Carl and I actually went on a real date, thanks to our friend, Teri, who graciously offered to watch the kiddos. We went out to dinner at a restaurant in the trendy part of Omaha, Old Market. After a scrumptious and gluten free dinner, I cajoled Carl into accompanying me into a fun little boutique next to our restaurant where I was accosted by a dog wearing a coat. In all fairness, it was only 8 degrees outside and the dog in question was a Yorkie. I was in no eminent danger of having my leg ripped off or anything but Billie, the dog named after Ms. Holliday, was nearly crushed beneath my feet a couple of times.
As it turns out, the dog belonged to a frequent costumer with serious purchasing power so the boutique owners indulged this lady's four-legged shopping companion. Being me, I decided to strike up a conversation with Billie's mommy(she refers to herself this way).
Me: You're dog is so cute.
Her: Thanks! She's my baby!
Me: Well, she's one lucky dog. I love her little coat.
Her: Thanks. I made it. I design dog clothes.
Me: Wow. Good for you.
Her: It's real you know.
Me: Puzzled look. (In my head I was desperately trying to figure out what was real. The dog, the boutique, her love for her pooch...)
Her: The coat, it's real. It's real Chinchilla.
Me: (Jaw hitting the floor) Oh. Billie must be warm.
Friends, a human-sized Chinchilla fur coat costs anywhere from $8,000 to $15,000. The dog's coat probably cost $300, at least. Billie the Yorkie was better dressed than me! How does that even happen!?! As Carl so aptly put it after we left, Billie hit the doggie lottery.
Even if I were an animal lover, which I am not, and had a great deal of money, I don't think I would dress my dog in fur. Does anyone else out there find the idea of a dog wearing a pricey fur coat crazy?
Friday, February 11, 2011
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2 comments:
Um, ridiculous. But hilarious!
totally crazy
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